Dave Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody. as well as comedic novels. And, he’s still alive today!
“Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.”
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
“‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’.”
And who in the world could possibly disagree with this one???
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